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ShamWow! X FAIL

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The Smoking Gun just dropped dime that the ShamWow! dude (real name Vince Shlomi according to TSG, but could be Vince Offer)) was arrested last month in Miami, after being caught with a hooker who decided to bite his tongue and not let go. The story only gets better from there.

Can’t front, despite his success at hawking suspect products, homie has always had a “crackheadish” appearance about him. I’m saying. Beware of ShamWow! imitators. And rogue hoes. [Spotted at Gawker]

March 27, 2009 Posted by | Lamewatch, News | , , , , | 5 Comments