Moleskine Limited Edition Star Wars Pocket Diaries

Moleskines plus Star Wars. [Passes out.]

My favorite remnant of the analog writing days links up with the greatest sci-fi series, ever. Jar Jar Binks be damned. You can pre-order the two notebooks seen above, more to come, at Amazon. [Disturbance in the Force felt at High Snobiety]

Star Wars: The Complete Saga (Blu-Ray)

You just have to wait until September 2011 for the Star Wars “The Complete Saga” boxed set in all its Blu-Ray splendor. But, you can already pre-order it on Amazon for 90 beans. If only George Lucas would remove Jar Jar Binks the way NewSouth Books is removing the N-word from Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn… [The Force is with Uncrate]

Star Wars Condom

You have only begun to discover your power.

Translates to “I will not be your father.” Gotta love the Maury Povich meets Darth Vader steez.

The French get a W for this one. [Spotted at io9]

The Complete Darth Vader

The Dark Side is the best, for real.

“The Force is with you young Skywalker. But you’re not a Jedi yet.” —Darth Vader

Star Wars: The Complete Vader, a hardcover, is available. Everything you wanted to know about your favorite Sith in 192 pages. All too easy. [Spotted at Uncrate]