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ShamWow! X FAIL

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FAIL

The Smoking Gun just dropped dime that the ShamWow! dude (real name Vince Shlomi according to TSG, but could be Vince Offer)) was arrested last month in Miami, after being caught with a hooker who decided to bite his tongue and not let go. The story only gets better from there.

Can’t front, despite his success at hawking suspect products, homie has always had a “crackheadish” appearance about him. I’m saying. Beware of ShamWow! imitators. And rogue hoes. [Spotted at Gawker]

March 27, 2009 - Posted by | Lamewatch, News | , , , ,

5 Comments »

  1. bahahahahaha! you can’t be serious! i’m tempted to buy a shamwow though. those things look like they kick ass.

    Comment by Marvelous Mo | March 27, 2009

  2. This guy is a failed actor/director who got involved in a plethora of lawsuits and essentially got “kicked out” of Hollywood for being so annoying. True story (google it). I dont know about crack, though, looks like a meth head to me.

    Comment by Jesse Serwer | April 2, 2009

  3. Yeah Jesse, I think “FAIL” is going to sum up dudes contribution to society sooner than later. LOL. Thanks for the movie suggestions too.

    Comment by aqua | April 7, 2009

  4. You’ll love my nuts!

    Comment by douche | January 2, 2010

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